Q:Where do rabbits learn to fly?
A: In the hare force!
Q: What kind of pen does Kojak use?
A: Abald point pen!
Q: What never asks questions but plenty of answers?
A: A doorbell!
What is very tall and stands in the middle of Paris wobbling like a jelly?
A: The trifle tower!
The jokes in xmas crackers just don't get any better or they just don't change.
Season's greetings
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