Monday, 25 December 2006

Merry Christmas

Q:Where do rabbits learn to fly?
A: In the hare force!

Q: What kind of pen does Kojak use?
A: Abald point pen!

Q: What never asks questions but plenty of answers?
A: A doorbell!

What is very tall and stands in the middle of Paris wobbling like a jelly?
A: The trifle tower!

The jokes in xmas crackers just don't get any better or they just don't change.

Season's greetings

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